Very earlier i have come across a cnn international post which puts "some absurdly patented patents" which is a good post to look for someone who is looking for some comedy...
.just have a look into my article and i promise a sure laughter...
One of the patents described really makes the Benjamin Franklin
(one of the member of second convention of congress meant for American Independence, A Pioneer in eliminating Slavery from America, An Invention Man, An architect of setting French Support to the American Revolution, A Media business man having multi -dimensional accomplishments in his life) .In Early his age before becoming active in American Independence and politics, he used to write articles and the first cartooning is done by him. Let me put the link for his biography here.
http://www.ushistory.org/FRANKLIN/info/
He was credited for giving many Catchy sayings few among them are :,
"A penny saved is a penny earned" ,
In 1736, he organized Philadelphia's Union Fire Company, the first in the city. His famous saying, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure,"was actually fire-fighting advice.
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
and the ultimate and comedy one is
“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.” which glorifies the farting as we people find it uncomfortable to fart in public...haha.. and i bet a few societies of high literary traditions are set analysing the famous saying of this
"The Royal Society Of FARTING*****"(http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/) and the analysis goes this way which is real funny intend to change the smell from farting....
It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.(the bloody destroying gas)
That the permitting this Air to escape and mix with the Atmosphere, is usually offensive to the Company, from the fetid Smell that accompanies it.
That all well-bred People therefore, to avoid giving such Offence, forcibly restrain the Efforts of Nature to discharge that Wind.
That so retain’d contrary to Nature, it not only gives frequently great present Pain, but occasions future Diseases, such as habitual Cholics, Ruptures, Tympanies, &c. often destructive of the Constitution, & sometimes of Life itself.
Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in blowing their Noses.
My Prize Question therefore should be, To discover some Drug wholesome & not disagreable, to be mix’d with our common Food, or Sauces, that shall render the natural Discharges of Wind from our Bodies, not only inoffensive, but agreable as Perfumes.
.just have a look into my article and i promise a sure laughter...
One of the patents described really makes the Benjamin Franklin
(one of the member of second convention of congress meant for American Independence, A Pioneer in eliminating Slavery from America, An Invention Man, An architect of setting French Support to the American Revolution, A Media business man having multi -dimensional accomplishments in his life) .In Early his age before becoming active in American Independence and politics, he used to write articles and the first cartooning is done by him. Let me put the link for his biography here.http://www.ushistory.org/FRANKLIN/info/
He was credited for giving many Catchy sayings few among them are :,
"A penny saved is a penny earned" ,
In 1736, he organized Philadelphia's Union Fire Company, the first in the city. His famous saying, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure,"was actually fire-fighting advice.
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
and the ultimate and comedy one is
“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.” which glorifies the farting as we people find it uncomfortable to fart in public...haha.. and i bet a few societies of high literary traditions are set analysing the famous saying of this
"The Royal Society Of FARTING*****"(http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/) and the analysis goes this way which is real funny intend to change the smell from farting....
It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.(the bloody destroying gas)
That the permitting this Air to escape and mix with the Atmosphere, is usually offensive to the Company, from the fetid Smell that accompanies it.
That all well-bred People therefore, to avoid giving such Offence, forcibly restrain the Efforts of Nature to discharge that Wind.
That so retain’d contrary to Nature, it not only gives frequently great present Pain, but occasions future Diseases, such as habitual Cholics, Ruptures, Tympanies, &c. often destructive of the Constitution, & sometimes of Life itself.
Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in blowing their Noses.
My Prize Question therefore should be, To discover some Drug wholesome & not disagreable, to be mix’d with our common Food, or Sauces, that shall render the natural Discharges of Wind from our Bodies, not only inoffensive, but agreable as Perfumes.
Here is a patent which brings the dreams of THE ROYAL SOCIETY OF FARTING true...."FLATULENCE DEODORIZER" Confidently cut the cheese with this 2001 invention, which masks the smell of your personal potpourri. A simple charcoal pad clings to the back of your underpants, stopping the aroma before it reaches your boss' nose. Benjamin Franklin would be proud.
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/11/tech/gallery/absurd-inventions-mental-floss/index.html?sr=fbmainintl
Thanks for Reading and having a nice exercise of laughing...
Catch you guys ...Love you all ...
Yours,
Vinod
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/11/tech/gallery/absurd-inventions-mental-floss/index.html?sr=fbmainintl
Thanks for Reading and having a nice exercise of laughing...
Catch you guys ...Love you all ...
Yours,
Vinod
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